My dear Loquacious Lady from Louisiana, you may regret letting this genie out of the bottle when it is done. First of all, thank you for the compliment. My husband is the only one who has ever called me a lady and that is usually accompanied by a raised eyebrow. Being a lady and what is a lady is something that I have to examine later. It is a conundrum that I have struggled with for years. But, back to the question at hand. Fifteen things about myself.
1. I have my LPN license but quit school three weeks before graduating with a bachelors degree in nursing. I was about to marry the love of my life and was wasting my time with RN nursing anyway.
2. I majored in nursing in school with a minor in English language. Since then I have homeschooled my six children and have taught two years in a private Catholic school. The question is have I used my education?
3. I can quote whole passages from Shakespeare, Tennyson, Longfellow, and CS Lewis. This to the dismay of my children who were made to study English Literature and memorize poetry and passages from some of the greatest works ever written.
4. If I am in company of someone who has an accent for more than a day I begin to talk like that person. No I am not making fun of them but I do actually begin to have an accent. I think it is funny but my husband finds it embarassing.
5. I can watch movies over and over and they are always new to me. I really do forget the bulk of the movie after I have seen it. I claim that I don't watch with the same intensity that my family does. I tell my husband that it makes me a cheap date since all he has to do is take a movie off the shelf and it will be like renting a new one for me.
6. I am crazy about pigs. I raise them, have for about fifteen years. I think that pigs are more intelligent than some humans that I know. They have great personalities too. I don't mind their smell and I like to be there when they farrow (give birth). I never get tired of seeing the piglets come out. I have told all of my most intimate secrets to my pigs.
7. We have a dragon on our farm. It is actually a tree that came down in a storm but it looks like a dragon and I won't let anyone cut it up for stove wood. I like to walk out to the dragon and visit it once a week.
8. At Christmastime my son Matthew and I like to play name that tune with the Christmas music. He tries to get me to make a mistake naming the artist performing the song. I am never wrong. I have a phonographic memory. If I hear it in music it is there forever. Every song that I have ever heard I can still sing the lyrics to.
9. I also have a photographic memory for numbers. I see numbers in color and therefore am able to remember long sequences of numbers. I can recite the account numbers of all our credit cards, checking and savings accounts and any other account that we have that has a number associated with it. I could never work in a bank.
10. I am a fantastic cook. But I didn't always start out that way. I once made a bread dough and forgot to put the yeast in it. After waiting two hours for it to rise I finally remembered that I had neglected the yeast. I fed the dough to the pigs. They loved it and my family never knew.
11. I can tear apart an engine and put it back together and it will still run. It has to be pre-computerized. I can do the same to a sewing machine.
12. I cannot back up any vehicle. My husband has been trying for twenty-five years to teach me to back up without hitting something and he hasn't succeeded yet. The big dent in the back bumper of my durango is proof of that.
13. I have seven children. Only six are still living. Sometimes I like to say that out loud just so that folks can remember that there is a soul that is home with God helping us all here on earth to be good. Her name is Rebekah Ann.
14. Someday I want to have a house with a porch that wraps around the whole house. I don't like decks. I want a good old-fashioned porch.
15. I like words. I like to use them and manipulate them and work with them. There are some words that offend me because of their over use but otherwise I like words, especially unusual ones. The words that I don't like are; nice, what does that one mean anyway? fine, there's another one with no real meaning. I saw in a movie a good definition for fine and that's what I mean whan I say I am fine, Freaked out, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional. I like that.
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