as I sit here at our local public library, using the computers to check my e-mail and do other sundry things, I become aware of the stares that are being directed my way by the men that are populating the other computers around me. I know that it cannot be my astounding good looks that cause them to give me such looks. Some with open mouthed stares are not even looking at my face ( my first indication that it is my comliness that is attracting them). No, they are staring at the keyboard. More accurately, they are staring at my fingers flying over the keys of the keyboard. Have they never seen anyone type with all ten fingers before? I, of course do not give them even a second look but go blythely about my business of posting on my website. After all, neanderthals are not worthy of the attention of a person who is so advanced as to be able to both walk upright and type with all ten fingers at once.
Then my awareness shifts from their staring at my fingers to the fact that they, when they do employ the keyboard at all, only use the index fingers of their hands. How strange. Are they not aware of the efficiency gained by using all the fingers at once? Anyway, I am now, more than ever, convinced of their position as the lesser members of society.
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